1
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A pack of coyotes
come right up the back porch
the other night,

2
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'cause your dog's in heat
and you know those
fuckin' yellow eyed bastards

3
00:00:15,166 --> 00:00:16,733
will go right through
the screen door
if they're horny.

4
00:00:16,766 --> 00:00:17,766
(COCKS GUN)

5
00:00:20,700 --> 00:00:23,666
Look like you're goin'
to a formal with that
top button done up to 11.

6
00:00:23,700 --> 00:00:25,500
Oh, it's not like I'm gonna
be one of those nut sacks,

7
00:00:25,533 --> 00:00:27,700
sitting around
getting sucked on
by skeeters all day.

8
00:00:27,733 --> 00:00:28,533
Come off it.

9
00:00:30,266 --> 00:00:32,166
Well. Pitter patter.
Let's get at 'er.

10
00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:34,533
Sixty bucks per
dead coyote ain't
gonna collect itselfs.

11
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I think I'll have
a bumper dump
before we get started.

12
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Oh, I don't give a care.

13
00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:41,100
You ever had a bumper dump?

14
00:00:41,133 --> 00:00:43,166
It's not polite
to talk about.

15
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Though I do gotta
piss goddamn bad.

16
00:00:45,466 --> 00:00:47,300
When you have a dump,

17
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leaning up against
the back of the bumper
of your machine.

18
00:00:48,633 --> 00:00:50,600
So, it's pretty near
like it sounds then.

19
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You ever have a stump hump?

20
00:00:52,533 --> 00:00:54,200
You know,
I think I did, but...

21
00:00:55,133 --> 00:00:56,433
I can't remember.

22
00:00:56,466 --> 00:00:57,566
It's when you have sex...
With a girl?

23
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Yeah, with a girl.

24
00:00:59,066 --> 00:01:02,333
Bent over a stump of a tree.

25
00:01:02,366 --> 00:01:06,266
My friend said he had sex
inside a hollowed log
one time and I thought,

26
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"Why, I bet Fred Penner
pulled that off
one time, too."

27
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This right here,
perfect stump
for a stump hump.

28
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I should say.

29
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Wayne?
Dary.

30
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Come over here and
join me for a sec.

31
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Oh, well fuckin'...

32
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Like fuckin' why?

33
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It appears somebody's
been growing marijuana
in your back bush.

34
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You left the barn door open
after chores one time

35
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and your dad thought
you were stoned.

36
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But you haven't smoked
the electric lettuce
since grade eight.

37
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That's a mitt full
of Johnny Red Eye,
all right.

38
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I think it's only appropriate
we call the cops.

39
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Just take about 20% off 'er
over there, mixed berry.

40
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Don't be such a sally.

41
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You know how much shit
needs doin' around here?

42
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Well, shit needs
so much doin' really...

43
00:02:02,533 --> 00:02:04,633
The produce stand
is a fuckin' shanty.

44
00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:06,633
If we sell this stuff,
we can make thousands.

45
00:02:06,666 --> 00:02:08,366
I know a guy
on the reserve.

46
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I don't know.
Why not?

47
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It's 'cause...
Just kidding.
We don't give a fuck.

48
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KATY: If the cops come
around here, people will talk.

49
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Don't want people talkin'.

50
00:02:17,833 --> 00:02:19,133
Call your guy.
(SMIRKS)

51
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STEWART: Hello, Tanis.

52
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TANIS: You know the deal.
Personal use only.

53
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If I hear about yous
turning around
and selling them,

54
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and I will hear about it,

55
00:02:34,433 --> 00:02:35,666
we're gonna have
a hell of a problem.

56
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TANIS: Here's your smokes.

57
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Dime a dart.

58
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Dime a dart.

59
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Buck a dart.
Buck a dart.

60
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They're fuckin' ya.
Buck a dart.

61
00:02:52,133 --> 00:02:52,733
Buck a dart.

62
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They're fuckin' us.

63
00:03:04,566 --> 00:03:06,600
I've got some photos here.
Of the goins' on.

64
00:03:09,166 --> 00:03:10,333
(SIGHS)

65
00:03:13,233 --> 00:03:16,266
You gonna be upset
if you keep scrolling
to the left, dog.

66
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You gonna see some shit
that you don't wanna see.

67
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This is a big crop.

68
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Whoever planted it,

69
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has done a lot
of sneaking around
and maintaining it so well.

70
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We're busy enough
keeping the worm pickers
off the property.

71
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There's nothing like
good outdoor grown.

72
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It's 5k worth
and ready for harvesting.

73
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You pull it out
of the ground,

74
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I'll pick it up.

75
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Cash deal.

76
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Deal.

77
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Who is this?

78
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WALLY: That's Tanis,
my daughter.

79
00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:05,233
Should say estranged,
I suppose.

80
00:04:05,266 --> 00:04:06,333
What's so stranged
about her?

81
00:04:06,366 --> 00:04:09,700
I'll tell you,
if you find
yourselves in her way,

82
00:04:09,733 --> 00:04:11,166
you oughtta
swiftly get out of it.

83
00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:13,066
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

84
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Give me a minute.

85
00:04:16,300 --> 00:04:18,300
So, how about it, boys?

86
00:04:18,333 --> 00:04:19,766
Can always count on
old Katy‐Kat.

87
00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:23,100
You delivered.
I'll give you that.

88
00:04:23,133 --> 00:04:26,166
But what type of prick
doesn't stand up and
shake another man's hand?

89
00:04:27,666 --> 00:04:29,033
About Tanis...

90
00:04:29,533 --> 00:04:30,600
What about her?

91
00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:34,266
I think I'm sweet on her.

92
00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:35,600
Yeah? What for, Dary?

93
00:04:37,133 --> 00:04:40,333
What for...
Dary, you don't
need to explain.

94
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She makes
your dick hard,
get after it.

95
00:04:42,133 --> 00:04:43,466
We'll worry
about that later.

96
00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:46,700
Work on the produce stand
starts today.

97
00:04:46,733 --> 00:04:48,566
Still waiting
for you to say...
Thank you.

98
00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:52,500
For being a d‐jen
with a drug dealer.

99
00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:00,100
Now, if you ever hit me
and I find out about it...

100
00:05:03,533 --> 00:05:05,466
(GAGS)
COACH: That's good, Jonesy.

101
00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:08,433
No more kids table
with the big boy moves
like that, huh?

102
00:05:08,466 --> 00:05:10,733
You guys ready to play
like big boys yet, huh?

103
00:05:10,766 --> 00:05:13,066
Maybe pick out
your own outfits
in the morning?

104
00:05:13,100 --> 00:05:15,033
Make your own snacks?

105
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Some solo
back to school shopping?

106
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It's fuckin' embarrassing!

107
00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:23,733
Good news is,

108
00:05:23,766 --> 00:05:26,133
Pee Wee secondary team
just canceled their ice time.

109
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I think we can make
good use of it, huh?

110
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Suit up, pheasants.

111
00:05:30,366 --> 00:05:32,500
Another hour of
the fun stuff on deck.

112
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Might as well bring
your puke buckets with ya.

113
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You fuckin' newbies!

114
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)

115
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Hey, schmelt.

116
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What the fuck's
wrong with you?

117
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Nothing, why?

118
00:05:54,100 --> 00:05:55,666
Are you fucked up
right now?

119
00:05:55,700 --> 00:05:58,066
Me?
Yes, you!

120
00:05:58,100 --> 00:05:59,433
Are you on meth right now?

121
00:06:01,266 --> 00:06:03,066
(WHISPERS) Oh, my God.

122
00:06:03,100 --> 00:06:04,700
This is unsee 'er, bro.

123
00:06:04,733 --> 00:06:05,800
Got that fuck, buddy.

124
00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:08,066
If we don't fucking do it,
no one else is going to.

125
00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:09,633
The writing's
on the wall, bro.

126
00:06:09,666 --> 00:06:11,300
MAN: Hey, give your balls
a tug you tit fucker.

127
00:06:11,333 --> 00:06:13,233
Not the right time,
Schwarzy!

128
00:06:14,233 --> 00:06:15,533
How did this happen, bro?

129
00:06:15,566 --> 00:06:18,600
We don't know any
dusters that do meth
and now the fuckin' rookie?

130
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)

131
00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:25,266
Well, we do know
Stewart and Devon
and all those skids.

132
00:06:25,300 --> 00:06:28,100
But that's it, buddy.

133
00:06:28,133 --> 00:06:31,600
You know, I heard
that Ginger and Boots
used to do that shit.

134
00:06:31,633 --> 00:06:34,366
And look where
it got them, schmelt!

135
00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:37,700
My buddy Royze had a bad
stint for a while, now that
I think about it, buddy.

136
00:06:37,733 --> 00:06:41,033
But that's cause Royze was
hangin' out with Tolzy and
that guy's a fuckin' pigeon.

137
00:06:41,066 --> 00:06:43,700
My buddy Parkzy too.
I guess Belzy was
fucked up for a while.

138
00:06:43,733 --> 00:06:45,066
And he got Welzy into it.

139
00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:48,466
Yeah, Belzy and Welzy
were doing it with Carzy
and his billet sister.

140
00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:50,766
Carzy and his billet sister
got Colzy fucked up once.

141
00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:52,733
Wait, isn't Colzy
still fucked up, bro?

142
00:06:52,766 --> 00:06:54,300
Only when he's with
Kitzy and Burzy, bro.

143
00:06:54,333 --> 00:06:56,466
Colzy is always with
Kitzy and Burzy.

144
00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:59,400
Well, Colzy, Kitzy and Burzy
are always with Carzy
and his billet sister, buddy.

145
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Who are always with
Belzy and Welzy.

146
00:07:02,766 --> 00:07:04,600
Letterkenny is a meth town.

147
00:07:07,233 --> 00:07:09,633
We're gonna go
see the skids.

148
00:07:09,666 --> 00:07:11,733
We're gonna go.
We're gonna do it?

149
00:07:11,766 --> 00:07:13,400
Do you wanna do it?
You want one?

150
00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:14,666
Let's do it!
Give me one!

151
00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:16,066
We're gonna have one.
Give me it.

152
00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:17,166
We're going.
Let's go then!

153
00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,166
Let's go!

154
00:07:21,166 --> 00:07:22,466
Better buy all the smokes.

155
00:07:31,266 --> 00:07:33,466
What is this?
This is where
I ruin your life.

156
00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:37,166
Hang on...
No, no, no.
You hang on. All right?

157
00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:39,300
Yous ripped me off.
And I'm fuckin' pissed.

158
00:07:39,666 --> 00:07:42,133
But... (SIGHS)

159
00:07:42,166 --> 00:07:45,033
We can make it right.
As un‐PC as this
market may be,

160
00:07:45,066 --> 00:07:47,200
it's pretty lucrative, so...

161
00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:49,600
If you sell the rest
of the cigarettes
at a buck a dart,

162
00:07:49,633 --> 00:07:51,166
we get ninety cents,
you get ten.

163
00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:52,600
(LAUGHS)
Deal.

164
00:07:52,633 --> 00:07:54,566
Deal.
No! No deal.

165
00:07:57,133 --> 00:07:59,666
I spent all our
money at that rave.

166
00:07:59,700 --> 00:08:02,100
You're gonna step on some
toes in any business venture.
It's inevitable.

167
00:08:02,133 --> 00:08:04,066
If we want to take
this meth business
to the next level,

168
00:08:04,100 --> 00:08:06,133
we cannot part with
any more coin.

169
00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,633
Are you with me?
Always.

170
00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,300
Let's get this over with then.

171
00:08:13,333 --> 00:08:14,766
You guys wanna
dance? Let's do this.

172
00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:16,533
(LAUGHING)

173
00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:20,533
We can do this, too.

174
00:08:22,833 --> 00:08:24,333
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

175
00:08:26,466 --> 00:08:28,333
Is that how
you think this works?

176
00:08:28,366 --> 00:08:30,700
You just take a beating
and then we're square?

177
00:08:30,733 --> 00:08:32,266
Bunch of basics.

178
00:08:33,266 --> 00:08:34,400
(EXHALES)

179
00:08:34,433 --> 00:08:36,533
Yous been watching
the wrong movies, boys.

180
00:08:36,566 --> 00:08:37,766
Mmm‐mmm!

181
00:08:39,433 --> 00:08:42,433
Pay attention.
(CLEARS THROAT)

182
00:08:42,466 --> 00:08:44,433
This isn't just about
us anymore, all right?

183
00:08:44,466 --> 00:08:46,100
This is about everyone now.

184
00:08:46,133 --> 00:08:48,733
Your friends, your families...

185
00:08:48,766 --> 00:08:51,233
Until we get paid,
they all suffer.

186
00:08:52,100 --> 00:08:55,166
(SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)

187
00:08:56,166 --> 00:08:56,966
Let's go.

188
00:08:59,266 --> 00:09:01,500
Let the burning of
Letterkenny begin.

189
00:09:13,566 --> 00:09:16,200
Gotta say, fellas, this is
coming together nicely.

190
00:09:17,533 --> 00:09:19,300
I might actually spend
some time out here now.

191
00:09:19,333 --> 00:09:21,300
WAYNE: With some
fuckin' clothes on?

192
00:09:21,333 --> 00:09:23,600
Not my forte.
WAYNE: Unfortunate.

193
00:09:23,633 --> 00:09:26,433
You brings us
sustenance while we are
hard at work, Katy.

194
00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:29,100
That's what I
appreciates about you.

195
00:09:29,133 --> 00:09:30,266
Is that what you
appreciate about me?

196
00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:32,200
Go easy, squirrely
Dan. Thank you.

197
00:09:32,233 --> 00:09:34,100
Your sister's hot, Wayne.
There, I said it.

198
00:09:34,133 --> 00:09:36,466
DAN: I said it!
I regret nothing.

199
00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:38,366
I regret nothing!

200
00:09:43,566 --> 00:09:45,166
(DAN PANTING)

201
00:09:46,133 --> 00:09:47,333
Too fat to run.

202
00:09:48,466 --> 00:09:51,233
Fuckin' Stewart.
Fuckin' skids.

203
00:09:51,266 --> 00:09:53,333
Where the fuck is this kid?
Fuckin' hate this kid.

204
00:09:53,366 --> 00:09:55,400
Fuckin' wreck this kid.
Fuckin' kill this kid.

205
00:09:56,466 --> 00:09:58,566
No, no. Just get 'em.

206
00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:00,100
Yeah.
We'll hurt 'em.

207
00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:02,366
Yeah. No, it's a metaphor.

208
00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:03,833
Yeah, I get it.
Yeah.

209
00:10:03,866 --> 00:10:06,500
Hey, but then we're here
for donnybrook, not him
and his buddies, buddy.

210
00:10:06,533 --> 00:10:08,800
Oh, fuck.

211
00:10:08,833 --> 00:10:11,533
We don't necessarily need to
wait for them to get here to
wreck the meth lab, buddy.

212
00:10:11,566 --> 00:10:13,766
We can just fuckin'
wreck right now.
True.

213
00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:15,466
Dibs on Devon, bro.

214
00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:17,700
Jonesy, I don't even wanna
discuss dibs right now.

215
00:10:17,733 --> 00:10:20,233
No discussion on dibs?
Buddy, we'll fuckin'
get 'em all.

216
00:10:20,266 --> 00:10:21,800
Oh, yeah, okay, let's
get 'em all.

217
00:10:21,833 --> 00:10:23,266
Let's fucking do it, buddy.

218
00:10:23,700 --> 00:10:24,700
(GRUNTS)

219
00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:35,533
JONESY: It's already trashed.

220
00:10:35,566 --> 00:10:38,100
RILEY: I'm not quite sure
how I feel about this, buddy.

221
00:10:38,133 --> 00:10:40,033
JONESY: Bit anti‐climactic.
Isn't it, buddy?

222
00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:42,766
Yeah. (EXHALES)

223
00:10:44,266 --> 00:10:45,333
Shit!

224
00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:52,500
Wonder who smashed
up his place, bro.

225
00:10:52,533 --> 00:10:55,033
Fuckin' long hair
don't care, bro.

226
00:10:55,066 --> 00:10:57,566
We find the skids
and have that fuckin'
donnybrook, buddy.

227
00:10:57,600 --> 00:11:00,233
Buckets off?
Fuckin' rip over there
and just conflict.

228
00:11:00,266 --> 00:11:01,600
Fight. Injure. Kill.

229
00:11:01,633 --> 00:11:03,433
Ball up and bang out, bud.

230
00:11:03,466 --> 00:11:05,200
Bust on. Bust up.
Download the scrap app.

231
00:11:05,233 --> 00:11:07,466
Pugnacity. Truculence. Burkie.

232
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,200
Little squabble.
Little quibble. Smackdown!

233
00:11:10,233 --> 00:11:11,500
Spar. Spat. Schism.

234
00:11:11,533 --> 00:11:13,266
We are at this level!

235
00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:16,200
But we need to
get to this level!

236
00:11:16,233 --> 00:11:18,566
(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

237
00:11:34,533 --> 00:11:35,533
(CRASHING)

238
00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:57,300
That's a lotta weed.

239
00:12:00,366 --> 00:12:01,700
Sorry about what
happened here.

240
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,000
Know about the beef?

241
00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,200
What beef?

242
00:12:10,233 --> 00:12:11,666
Between your meth pals
and my daughter.

243
00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:13,400
Two things. One,

244
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,733
no one who does meth
is a pal of mine
for fuck's sake.

245
00:12:15,766 --> 00:12:18,200
Two, what are
you talking about?

246
00:12:18,233 --> 00:12:21,266
She was ripped off on
a cigarette transaction by
some fellas from Letterkenny.

247
00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:24,300
(SNIFFS)

248
00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:27,500
And then?

249
00:12:27,533 --> 00:12:29,633
She's owed money
by someone
from your town.

250
00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:31,633
She's gonna make it
everyone's problem.

251
00:12:31,666 --> 00:12:33,466
I'm sorry to be
the bearer of bad news.

252
00:12:38,433 --> 00:12:40,566
Hope this serves as
some sort of consolation.

253
00:12:42,733 --> 00:12:45,366
Count it if you like.

254
00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,333
She won't stop until
she gets what's owed.

255
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:54,600
When Tanis comes
back to collect,
she won't be short staffed.

256
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:57,300
Us neither.

257
00:12:57,333 --> 00:12:59,200
(CAR ENGINE STARTS)
Fuckin' skids!

258
00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:07,666
(SIGHS) Predictable!

259
00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:08,733
Predictable!

260
00:13:08,766 --> 00:13:10,566
Is this little soiree for us?

261
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:13,033
And you missed to a better
one at the Ag Hall
last weekend.

262
00:13:13,066 --> 00:13:15,633
You should have come.
You gave the rookie
meth, idiot.

263
00:13:15,666 --> 00:13:17,400
First one's free.

264
00:13:17,433 --> 00:13:19,766
You fuckin' turned
Letterkenny into a war zone.

265
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,033
Got us labeled as
a meth town, idiot.

266
00:13:22,066 --> 00:13:23,533
So, what are you
gonna do about it?
Idiot.

267
00:13:23,566 --> 00:13:25,500
Buckets off.
Fuckin' go time.

268
00:13:25,533 --> 00:13:26,666
Shed 'em.
Go me!

269
00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:28,566
A little fuck me, fuck you?

270
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,133
MAN 1: Free fuckin' nose jobs?

271
00:13:30,166 --> 00:13:31,366
MAN 2: Let's dance.
MAN 1: Hit the d‐floor.

272
00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,400
TANIS: My balls dangle
harder than you.

273
00:13:33,433 --> 00:13:34,433
Yeah, sounds familiar.

274
00:13:34,466 --> 00:13:36,033
(WHISPERING) This is what
we've been waiting for.

275
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:37,266
Hey!
It's time.

276
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:39,400
You got our money?
Nay!

277
00:13:39,433 --> 00:13:42,600
We do not have,
nor will we ever have,
a dime for you.

278
00:13:42,633 --> 00:13:46,400
And you took away our only
source of income when
you trashed our meth lab!

279
00:13:46,433 --> 00:13:49,100
(ALL LAUGH)
We're all here. So, uh...

280
00:13:49,133 --> 00:13:51,066
It's combat,
let's proceed.

281
00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:54,266
Power stop, Tanis.
We got dibs on the
donnybrook with the skids.

282
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,366
What's a dibs?

283
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,700
A dibs is a dibs is a dibs.

284
00:13:56,733 --> 00:13:58,566
Hey! Pipe down, shit head.

285
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,066
You don't get it, do you?

286
00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:02,566
This is about the money.

287
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:06,860
So, until we get the money,
Letterkenny will
continue to burn.

288
00:14:06,893 --> 00:14:08,027
All right?

289
00:14:10,460 --> 00:14:11,527
How are you now?

290
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:12,960
Good, and you?

291
00:14:14,627 --> 00:14:15,827
Deadly.

292
00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:23,393
Is that...

293
00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:26,127
The Ginger and Boots.

294
00:14:29,127 --> 00:14:30,860
(WHISPERS) Those two guys
fucked an ostrich.

295
00:14:32,060 --> 00:14:34,293
Just the Ginger
fucked an ostrich.

296
00:14:34,327 --> 00:14:35,760
Allegedly.

297
00:14:35,793 --> 00:14:38,960
Mmm‐mmm. It would take
like two people to fuck
an ostrich. Three even...

298
00:14:38,993 --> 00:14:40,260
It was a sick ostrich.

299
00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:42,093
Allegedly.

300
00:14:42,127 --> 00:14:44,627
You're fucking ruthless
for bringing a couple dudes
like that here.

301
00:14:44,660 --> 00:14:47,293
(WHISPERS) In his defense...
He's usually not
the type of prick I am.

302
00:14:47,327 --> 00:14:49,893
If they fucked an ostrich,
what else have they fucked?

303
00:14:49,927 --> 00:14:51,593
Just the Ginger
fucked an ostrich.

304
00:14:51,627 --> 00:14:52,960
Allegedly.

305
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:55,427
I ask again.
If they fucked an ostrich,

306
00:14:55,460 --> 00:14:57,060
what else have they fucked?

307
00:14:57,093 --> 00:14:58,860
It's almost not worth
thinkin' about.

308
00:15:00,193 --> 00:15:02,193
(TANIS SIGHS)

309
00:15:02,227 --> 00:15:05,293
Okay, speak.
Yous got ripped off.

310
00:15:05,327 --> 00:15:07,393
It's too bad that happened.

311
00:15:07,427 --> 00:15:09,960
And?
And it's none of my business.

312
00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:12,927
Till it was my business.

313
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,460
Now, we could beat the fuck
outta yous right here.

314
00:15:15,493 --> 00:15:19,060
And mark my words,
one day, we'll get ya.

315
00:15:19,093 --> 00:15:21,260
But that doesn't solve
our problem here. Dary.

316
00:15:25,327 --> 00:15:26,360
Your name's Dary?

317
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,193
It's Daryl.

318
00:15:30,227 --> 00:15:34,093
That's just something my
friends call me sometimes.

319
00:15:34,127 --> 00:15:36,560
We gotta put the damage
you're doing around
Letterkenny to bed.

320
00:15:36,593 --> 00:15:38,393
That's 5k. What are
you's owed?

321
00:15:38,427 --> 00:15:39,993
(SCOFFS) More than that.

322
00:15:40,027 --> 00:15:42,027
We're tough fuckin' sleddin'!
Hey.

323
00:15:44,427 --> 00:15:46,293
We're gonna call it 5k.

324
00:15:46,327 --> 00:15:48,093
Is that what we're gonna do?
We are.

325
00:15:48,127 --> 00:15:50,193
You're gonna take it
and leave Letterkenny.

326
00:15:50,227 --> 00:15:52,527
And if yous come back for
so much as to pump your gas...

327
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,493
When he gives a warning,
he don't repeat it.

328
00:15:54,527 --> 00:15:55,893
We'll get ya.

329
00:15:57,227 --> 00:15:58,493
Deal. (CLEARS THROAT)

330
00:16:02,427 --> 00:16:04,227
Beats fighting
an ostrich fucker.

331
00:16:04,260 --> 00:16:06,927
All right, can we, uh,
part the hick sea here?

332
00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:09,860
Uh, actually wait.

333
00:16:14,293 --> 00:16:15,993
I got to know.

334
00:16:16,027 --> 00:16:18,127
This has gotta sting
a little bit, right?

335
00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:20,893
(CHUCKLES) I mean,
you're short, you're ugly,

336
00:16:20,927 --> 00:16:23,093
you're incompetent,
you're fuckin' broke!

337
00:16:23,127 --> 00:16:24,027
Fuckin' A.

338
00:16:24,060 --> 00:16:26,260
You're a fuckin' addict,
you're hopeless.

339
00:16:26,293 --> 00:16:27,393
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)

340
00:16:27,427 --> 00:16:29,493
I mean you are
such a tragedy that

341
00:16:29,527 --> 00:16:31,560
even all these people
here who hate you,

342
00:16:31,593 --> 00:16:33,860
will bail you out, just so

343
00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:36,227
they can...

344
00:16:36,260 --> 00:16:38,893
What's the word?
Erase you.

345
00:16:38,927 --> 00:16:41,393
My cousin was born with
fetal alcohol syndrome and
he works at a fuckin' bank.

346
00:16:41,427 --> 00:16:42,960
What's your fucking excuse?

347
00:16:42,993 --> 00:16:44,060
That'll do, Tanis.

348
00:16:44,093 --> 00:16:45,593
Hey! I'm not
talking to you.

349
00:16:47,193 --> 00:16:49,127
Look at you.

350
00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:52,460
You got bloodshot eyes,
runny nose, fuckin' greasy
hair, scabs everywhere.

351
00:16:52,493 --> 00:16:55,193
What is that?
What's that, right there?

352
00:16:55,227 --> 00:16:57,593
You see that?
Is that cum? Dried cum
on your fuckin' zipper?

353
00:16:57,627 --> 00:16:59,093
(TANIS LAUGHING)
I'm so sorry.

354
00:16:59,127 --> 00:17:02,227
(TANIS INHALES)
Oh, you are pointless.

355
00:17:04,193 --> 00:17:06,393
I bet, the second
you popped out,

356
00:17:06,427 --> 00:17:08,960
your mom wished she had
a sewn up snapper.

357
00:17:08,993 --> 00:17:12,027
Probably would've been
better if you grew to a
sickly size inside the womb

358
00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:15,960
and killed the both of you
before you fuckin' rolled out
and started fucking up.

359
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,193
KATE: Bitch.

360
00:17:17,227 --> 00:17:19,127
(GROANS) What?

361
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,327
I'll tell you what's gotta
sting a little bit.
(TANIS SCOFFS)

362
00:17:21,893 --> 00:17:23,860
(GROANS)

363
00:17:25,527 --> 00:17:26,927
Well, fuckin'
get after it, then!

364
00:18:27,127 --> 00:18:29,160
RILEY: Well, Who would've
'thunk it. Fuck.

365
00:18:29,193 --> 00:18:30,493
JONESY: Mmm‐hmm.

366
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:33,327
That was a top tier
sucker, Riley.

367
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:34,327
DAN: You too, Jonesy.

368
00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:37,593
Thanks boys. I'd sucker
you guys in your sleep.

369
00:18:37,627 --> 00:18:41,127
Still... Makes my
top three suckers, boys.

370
00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:43,627
An A‐1 box shot,
you fuckin' barbarian.

371
00:18:43,660 --> 00:18:46,327
Never claimed to be a lady.

372
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:50,193
Did you stop and smoke a joint
for a bit and then jump
right back in there?

373
00:18:50,227 --> 00:18:51,560
Nectar of gods, fellas.

374
00:18:54,193 --> 00:18:55,193
On the house.

375
00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:58,027
All right! (CHEERING)

376
00:19:39,127 --> 00:19:41,960
Well at this rate,
we'll need another one
soon, Gail.

377
00:19:41,993 --> 00:19:43,493
(BANGING)

378
00:19:53,227 --> 00:19:56,027
You know, I gotta say,

379
00:19:56,060 --> 00:19:58,460
I'm looking forward
to a bit of peace
and quiet around here.

380
00:19:58,493 --> 00:20:00,193
DAN: Hear, hear.

381
00:20:00,227 --> 00:20:02,127
There ain't no reason to
get excited, am I right?

382
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,360
Yup.
Yeah.

383
00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:06,460
MAN: All right.

384
00:20:08,393 --> 00:20:10,227
Who the fuck is
the toughest guy in here?

385
00:20:15,227 --> 00:20:16,360
That'd be me.

386
00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:23,393
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)